You’ve been loyal for so many years & now can’t cope with changes & modern systems.
A new upstart has taken your place its troublesome & moody, not as reliable, but when its good its very very good.
At least when I asked you, you went straight to work without delay & you always gave me something, your replacement is picky, only giving when it has a full signal.

I send two video machines & a small portable TV with you for company…….. farewell & thank-you for so many happy hours where we’ve laughed & cried together,I know I shouted often,but you didn’t take it personally, you even learnt to speak French without complaint, at 25 years of age you now deserve a rest……….sayonara my loyal friend x..